An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"

"Yes sir, but I got them broken in an accident," stammered the private.

"Accident, what kind of an accident?"

The Captain looked in his book of accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"

"No, no nothing of those." said the private.

"Well then, what is it?"

"I'd rather not tell you sir."